honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying
"And then I said, ‘Look, if you don’t carry it in a muted pastel, I’m not interested!”
"Oh, they DO carry it in a muted pastel! Well, that’s embarrassing…"
3 cyborg dogs investigate a strange ocean dog
Well I know where I’m going motor boating this weekend.
I’m laughing so fucking hard
THAT CHILD IS DEAD HE SENT HIM STRAIGHT TO HELL
he really broke the laws of physics with that amount of acceleration
There are approximately 1,013,913 words in the English language but I could never string any of them together to explain how incredible I think you are.
As an english major I will do you the favor of constructing the phrases “sexual supernova,” “hella dick,” and “oh gosh.”
jack the ripper identified
*swat team descends on graveyard*
we fuckin got him now
i just lost 4 followers
Come at me, fuckboys!